Stay calm and grab the seam ripper.
Sign in a fabric store
Is everything coming apart?
Are you losing it?
Do you feel as though the stuffing
has been knocked out of you?
Here is the good news
Maybe you have just outgrown things
And it is time to sew up that deal
With your future
And that's poetiquejustis
"No one sews a patch of unshrunk cloth on an old garment, for the patch will pull away from the garment, making the tear worse.